Cloth Off The Bone

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What is the opening ad and the discussion about the “most breathable” clothing?

Bob 0:00

This episode of Distractable is brought to you by Quince. You know those pieces in your closet that you literally can't stop wearing? The sweater that you can't take off? Her pair of pants? T-shirt that's the one that you just reach for every time it's there? Those are the pieces that make getting dressed easy. And those are the pieces that Quince makes.

Mark Fischbach 0:19

Not me. I like the most restrictive clothing possible, which is why I'm wearing a back brace because I don't like having any mobility at all. I like constant chafing. I'm a cool person and you should follow in my footsteps.

Bob 0:31

Wade, how do you like what you're wearing? And please say it's quints. I told you guys before we even started doing this, this is probably the nicest shirt that I own. Like actually, I am a person who's always lived in like cheap t-shirts. I still wear shirts from high school and college. I'm like, they were oversized then, they fit perfect now. Now I understand when people say something is breathable. I was like, I don't know what that, what does that mean? I put this on. It's like, oh, man, it feels so nice and breathable. That's a good word. I get it now. I never understood because I own cheap stuff other than quits. This is so nice. The first breathable piece of clothing you've ever had on your body.

Mark Fischbach 1:10

What an upgrade. Wade, right now, you're literally the normal person at the Olympics running alongside the athletes. And

Bob 1:18

you're just like, oh, they're really fast. I never understood what a 4-2-4 was until now. I thought a 6-5 was

Mark Fischbach 1:26

pretty quick. Well, okay. Well, that all sounds nice. But what about these, which this is not helping my masochist thing, by the way. Not

Bob 1:34

at all. You can wear those as long as you can take it, Mark. I'll allow it. You can make it even more restrictive by taking the elastic bands and tightening them. God, this is bad for me. I shouldn't. This is great, man. This is so comfortable. We're not telling everyone that they have to wear quints. We're just saying that if you want the most comfortable shirt Wade's ever worn, possibly that you've ever worn, quints makes that. Also, I will say I'm wearing the underwear. I'm a bigger guy. I have trouble sometimes with underwear not fitting my legs or being kind of bunchy. This is among the toppest tier underwear I've ever worn. And it's definitely not as expensive as the most expensive underwear I've ever tried.

Bob 2:13

Because I'm not saying I did that once, but it was not worth it. I would much rather have these. They're very comfortable. And breathable, yeah. I would say breathable.

Mark Fischbach 2:21

I can't breathe right now. And that just goes to show you

Bob 2:23

don't need to have breathable clothing to get by. I think you can't breathe because your lungs are being crushed, which I think is a whole other issue from a shirt being... Are you okay? No. I will wear this shirt in a lot of distractible episodes moving forward. This is the fanciest I have ever felt in clothing, and that includes like wearing suits and ties. You can wrap it up quickly. Quince makes lots of stuff, not even just clothing. They make hotel quality bedding, bath, kitchen essentials, thoughtfully designed furniture. They make lots of things, even pants, like Wade was saying. Find your next fall favorites at Quince. Download the Quince app for app exclusive offers or go to quince.com slash distractible.

Bob 3:03

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Unknown 3:17

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, Bombastic Bob and Tom makes lymph, heals his soul, then gets the guys to gaze into their crystal balls when avoiding Wade shares deeply. becomes Bruce Wayne, gives applause, and gets a handy. Magisterial Mark dodges duty, loves GP, braces for impact, discusses dumping, and gets horny. From blood splatters to apocalypse survival. Yes! It's time for... Cloth off the Bone. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Bob 4:08

Hello and welcome back to yet another episode of The Show That Just Won't Die.