Mark Normand
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Podcast Appearances
I wanted him to drink a Shirley Temple.
Is that a Shirley Temple?
When he walked in, I was like, who's this small child?
Did you want a drink?
I'm happy to make you something.
Yeah, I'll take a mocktail or something.
I've got juice, I've got ginger beer, I've got eggnog.
I've got a spirit-free whiskey, I think so.
You could do a whole hour on the Rizzler if you wanted to.
Phil hasn't touched a Shirley Temple.
Kids don't drink, but they do want me to charge their vape, which is infuriating.
Charge their vape.
They come up to me with their vape and they go, you got a charger?
And then I give them this face and they go, and can I get a club soda?
Oh!
Yeah, I'm a vape-ologist.
Do you want another comtini?
I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans This woman doesn't look like I remember her And I get down in the same way
I will never actually get in shape.