Mark Ogden

My favourite bit of the pre-match was when the camera found Paris Hilton and it was on her for ages and she either didn't realise or just doesn't care and was just busy taking a selfie.

It was sort of perfect in a way.

Classic Paris.

The opening ceremony...

thought I don't know it was a it was it was fine but I thought they'd I thought it'd be really spectacular and it was just sort of functional yeah but I think the opening game was yesterday so it's like okay I know there's three how many how many ceremonies you're gonna do and then you got the national anthems with everybody on the pitch and my cynical view of that is that the time it takes the players and the subs to get off the pitch enables somebody to have an ad break

Katy Perry was fine with a little kid.

They did some half-hearted dancing with golden balls.

David Beckham was obviously there.

David Beckham, we noticed, is in.

I don't think this is an exaggeration.

Every other advert I've seen that is World Cup related, David Beckham is in.

I mean, he's obviously already absolutely rolling in money, but he is coining it in here.

Oh, my days.

Fair play to him.

He was like some sort of architectural software.

There was an advert for architectural software where he's building a chicken shed.

I mean, we're talking about it, so it's obviously worked.

Do you think he was a bit warm in that suit?

It was very buttoned up, wasn't it?

I think, I know that him and Tom Cruise are friends, but I feel like 90 minutes, 100 minutes of just making small talk with Tom Cruise watching the football, I think that's probably our work.