Mark Steel

He's not someone who learns from his mistakes, is he, Blair?

Oh, my God, it's frightening, isn't it?

It's terrifying.

And the one where he had the long hair where he looked like this is the picture of, like, you imagine someone who had a couple of hits in 1985.

LAUGHTER

You won't believe what he looks like now in his cell.

I always thought, because after he retired as prime minister, he immediately announced that he'd become a Catholic.

And I just thought, oh, imagine the poor priest that has to take that confession.

For a fucking day, he's always been here and he's not even got as far as Iraq.

No.

Well, the trouble is it would be dealt with if it was normal criminal proceedings, but because he was once a royal, then his punishment seems to be that every time a new thing comes out, his title just becomes a bit more common.

And then within about two years, his official title will be, Andy, you wanker.

That's very much his unofficial title.

Yeah, he gets away with it, doesn't he?

He doesn't seem to show a great deal of remorse, does he?

You're quite right.

He's been found out to be useless as a member of the royal family.

So they have to give him another job, but he can't do anything because he hasn't been a member of the royal family.

So it's a bit like if King Charles was suddenly told you can't be king anymore.

but we have got you a job in quick fit.