Mark Steel
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Can you just fix this bloke's clutch?
His clutch has gone.
And he'd be, clutch.
No, you've got to just, you must know how to do that.
And then my guess would be there'd be a disappointed customer.
That's absolutely it.
No, that's absolutely it.
It'd be like if 20 years ago they'd gone, we've appointed as trade envoy Reggie Cray.
And then he's like, oh, no, he's gone and bloody shot the minister for trade in Poland.
Well, who could possibly have known?
I was manager, right, of the warehouse up at Morrison's.
I appoint you security guard.
And so this bear cut in, and I'll give him the job, you know.
And I asked the bear if he was all right being left alone with food overnight.
And the bear sort of went, wah.
And I thought, all right, that'll f***ing do me.
You know what I mean?
I'll come in the next morning, he's eating all the f***ing sandwiches, the prawns, the f***ing lot, you know.