Mark

Per usual, we've got company coming soon, and I guess I've got to rule out that particular bedroom because, well, the bathroom.

If you try to use the shower.

Also, this is a more subtle thing that doesn't apply to everyone.

If you get a generator installed, your generator comes with a set of keys that keeps it locked up so people can't just access it that are going by.

I highly recommend you don't lose the keys because man, oh man, could they not inspect the generator if you don't have the keys?

Not saying I lost my keys.

I'm just telling you all out there, don't.

You know what?

That axiom that I live by when you're talking about keys is don't lose them.

Doesn't matter if it's for a bike lock, for a cabinet.

Maybe you got keys for, you know, for some kind of deck box, generator.

You know what I do is I just keep those.

Yeah.

No, what you got to do is you've got to sneak into Wade's house and just start pouring cups of water around the bases of all the toilets.

Fucking God damn it.

No.

Wade walks into a dark bathroom, flicks the lights on, and there's like 16 ounces of water on the floor.

And he's like, no.

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