Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
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What are Wade's worst house issues discussed in this episode?
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From brown money showers to miscellaneous mishaps. Yes.
It's time for Wade's Worst House Issues. Have we talked much since I had to replace five toilets? Wait, what? When did you have to replace five toilets? That's like all the toilets at your house.
Yeah.
For some reason in Ohio, some of these houses are built. They're like three bedrooms, but they're like, you know what? You need five bathrooms. And everyone's like, oh man, five bathrooms. I wish I had five bathrooms. No, you don't. You don't wish you had five bathrooms. Everyone in Ohio only eats junk food, so they just constantly have the runs, right? So you need toilets close by in case you've got a diarrhea. I guess so. I don't know why there are so many bathrooms, but let me tell you, all that it means is literally more shit to clean. So much.
It's so bizarre. In my entire life, and I have owned a house, I have lived in apartments, I have never had a toilet break on me.
i've never seen a toilet like just in my own home at least just yeah i've never seen a toilet shut down three of the five have broken and i was so mad i was so fed up because we had water damage in the same ceiling that mormon guy was i was just like you know what i'm done i don't care what it cost i called i was like bring me five toilets install them do my bidding today like oh we can do it tomorrow. I was like, fine, tomorrow. I literally replaced every toilet in the house because I was just like, I'm so fed up. I'm tired of like every six months finding more water damage. They're like, eh, we replaced the spickity spookity inside the backity backity. You won't have any more drips. It's like, oh, well, fuck right off because I will.
That plumber who talks like that is definitely a key component of your problem, I think. If you paid a guy to come into your house and he was all, ooh, just spickity-spookity in the back of your bed, that's a red flag, Wade.
That's a bad start. Okay? Yeah, that's no good.
What's going on with you? Nothing. I've been locked in my house for, like, two weeks since we got back. We got family visiting here soon, so I gotta, like, clean house.
How did Wade end up replacing five toilets in his house?
It's like, oh, I feel better. Time to clean toilets. so that's my week coming up very exciting stuff it takes like five minutes to clean the toilet this house has five i live in a house with five toilets i have a man who has five toilets wow man and i replaced them all once so technically i've owned 10 in this house yeah all of them flood that's your only superpower just take such prolific that no toilet will survive for long Anytime anybody listening ever has a water issue, I get tweeted and blamed for it. Like anytime someone's like, I spilled my coffee at work. It got my desk wet. Drowned man curse. It's like, I don't think so. I couldn't imagine what that must be like. And Mark definitely has no idea.
Yeah, nothing like that. Anyway, Bob, how's your fridge?
It's fine.
Actually, you know what? It's still a piece of shit. I hate it every day. All right. You still... eating it things are actually pretty good we uh got rid of our old house so i'm no longer a man with 10 toilets i'm only a man with five you have five toilets dude i feel like every house we've ever looked at in cincinnati for some reason it's like one bedroom five toilets you know what i just i say that but i we do have four toilets in my house i mean for cincinnati man i don't know it's because we have chili or what it is but they're like you need toilets you need so many toilets You gotta have the capacity to dump out on every floor of your house at least one location, okay?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Wade's worst house issues discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:31
2
How did Wade end up replacing five toilets in his house?
2:31–4:55
3
What strange plumbing issues has Wade experienced recently?
4:55–7:39
4
How does the radon mitigation system affect Wade's home?
7:39–11:34
5
What unexpected problems arose during Wade's birthday?
11:34–14:48
6
How does Wade's experience with plumbing issues compare to his friends'?
14:48–17:37
7
What humorous incidents occurred during plumbing repairs?
17:37–19:41
8
What lessons has Wade learned about homeownership and plumbing?
19:41–54:39