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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode.

Multitudinous Mark, perfection passorified, fucks his foot, then plays to the loyal.

Botox Bob recounts James's joyous japes, prints like a pro, slays the stank, loves thick hard wood, and weaponizes taxes.

Wiener Wade poops in public, backs bacon power, threatens damnation, and advises assaulting the divine.

from jonesing hard to naked marsupials yes it's time for that sounds good now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show

Not quite the reveal in the last season here.

Not that this hasn't happened before.

Mark, why are you sparking so many controversies?

What are you doing?

Oh, man.

I don't know.

I don't know.

So I get a text from Wes, you know, of Burning Tractor, the VFX company for Iron Lung that did all of that.

And he tells me, hey, I know what you're talking about here, but I'm getting a lot of messages asking why you fired us on Iron Lung.

So for those that don't know, Wes is the owner of Burning Tractor, a company that I've worked with on VFX for all of the bigger projects I've done with Heist and Space and now Iron Lung.

I was on a separate podcast called The Lemonade Stand with Doug Doug and his various friends of whose name I definitely remember.

And this isn't a bad look.

Here they are now.

Alien Atriarch.

That's the hard-hitting news we report here.