Markiplier

I guess we're all watching Distractible.

It's death, Wade.

The answer to your question is death.

And yes, Bob, we are all only listening and watching to Distractible.

In fact, listening and watching counts as two shows.

Death.

Oh.

Ooh, that's a tough choice.

So you better be watching with no sound or listening with no eyes.

I guess I'd rather watch with no sound, because listening with no eyes, you have to remove your eyes.

Yeah, safest bet.

It's very safe.

Yeah, the volume could pop on at any moment, you know.

If it switches devices, like goes to your AirPods or something, then death.

There's only one way to be sure.

Anyway, for all of you people out there that aren't betraying us in the worst possible way that yields death, my name is Markiplier.

I'm here to be your host and guide through this beautiful experience.

I know you can't see me if you're hearing me, and I know you can't hear me if you're seeing me, but if you have a friend next to you, and one of you has no eyes and one of you has no ears, then you're good and you can cover all the bases.

And if you have a way to communicate to each other and get all the detail across...

That's good in my book.