Size Matters (Part 2)
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What are the challenges of expressing love in everyday life?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Mean Mark threatens a cull, talks evil equipment, then capitalizes on comedic contractions. Weakling Wade waddles with ass pain due to refurbishing, rolls on Mrs. Robinson, and gets formal. Bonhomie Bob generates festive Einstein Rosenbridges, sketches of Psycho, Pumps Gump, and Johnnies. From Smell-O-Vision to holiday dates. Yes! It's time for Size Matters Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to Distractable. The only show you're ever going to need in your life, or else... Or else what? Death. Oh. Definitive. Well, I mean... Not definitive. Well, no, it's very definitive.
If it's not the only show in their life, then it's... It's death. What if it's not the only show in our lives? I guess we're all watching Distractible. It's death, Wade. The answer to your question is death. And yes, Bob, we are all only listening and watching to Distractible. In fact, listening and watching counts as two shows. Death. Oh.
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Ooh, that's a tough choice. So you better be watching with no sound or listening with no eyes. I guess I'd rather watch with no sound, because listening with no eyes, you have to remove your eyes.
I feel like you could get rid of the visual however you might choose, but getting rid of your eyes is the safest bet.
Yeah, safest bet. It's very safe. Yeah, the volume could pop on at any moment, you know. If it switches devices, like goes to your AirPods or something, then death. There's only one way to be sure. Anyway, for all of you people out there that aren't betraying us in the worst possible way that yields death, my name is Markiplier. I'm here to be your host and guide through this beautiful experience. I know you can't see me if you're hearing me, and I know you can't hear me if you're seeing me, but if you have a friend next to you, and one of you has no eyes and one of you has no ears, then you're good and you can cover all the bases. And if you have a way to communicate to each other and get all the detail across...
That's good in my book. I'm joined by these two also collaborative competitors, Bob and Wade. I'm one of those. Hey. By the end of this episode, you're going to know which one's which.
No, they never learn. We sound alike, look alike, smell alike.
Indistinguishable. They don't even know which one we're married to. When the smell version of the podcast comes out, we're going to get so many more car crashes.
It sure will be.
Speaking of car crashes, the beginning of this podcast is off to a rip-roaring start, I can tell. I really chose the good bits for my hostings.
Oh, come on. I have a little more confidence. I believe in you.
I know I believe in myself, but when I start threatening death upon our audience, I have a funny feeling that it might not be the best, strongest beginning that we could have. Oh, they like it.
You're just going for that R rating.
That's a funny process that I could talk about at another time of getting the rating there. But I won't talk about it now because it's not my life that we're here to talk about. It is these guys' lives that we're here to talk about. So how are your lives?
going pretty good no i'm not too bad um recently we replaced an area rug we had like this big area rug in our family room it took up most of the room and it was tucked under we have like a corner couch and like another little sofa on the side and i was like ah we need to replace this thing it's old it's gross previous homeowners had left it their dog i think had pottied on it our dogs smell that we're like we need to mark it too and it was like yeah let's get rid of this nasty thing
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:27
2
What are the challenges of expressing love in everyday life?
0:27–2:04
3
How do the hosts introduce the episode's main theme?
2:04–12:28
4
What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about home renovations?
12:28–25:17
5
What is the significance of 'mom bestie' in the conversation?
25:17–30:07
6
How do the hosts discuss the struggles of moving and unpacking?
30:07–34:53
7
What are the humorous insights shared about USB standards?
34:53–43:13