Marshall Harris

Yeah, have fun, Chris Emma.

You deserve some sort of sparkly beverage to celebrate your work.

That's Chris Emma with his final report from the NFL combine scene.

That was tough.

You're watching your face just go to like, oh no, no.

Yeah, we're only just beginning.

This is a good example of why you don't want to spend an eternity in some sort of hell or damnation if you believe in hell or damnation.

So this feels like what exactly?

And yet we've only just begun.

I don't know how to tease this story.

I'm not going to say the term.

I'm not going to say it.

A San Diego pitcher had a hemorrhoid-related infection, which is better than what you had on there, Ray.

Well, I just didn't want to say, but maybe I'll say it later.

All right, I guess I have to read this.

All right, the headline says MLB's Matt Waldron was offered free dude wipes after his butt infection surgery.

What's wrong with reading that?

You're welcome, Tani.

Because it's something that you can definitely take and use for audio later.

Also, I'm pretty sure it's just a hemorrhoid.