Marshall Harris

But...

Stepping in is the hero, Dude Wipes.

This story is pretty funny, though.

San Diego knuckleballer Matt Waldron is out indefinitely after undergoing surgery, which is pretty serious for a hemorrhoid-related infection, and he's been stuck in the hospital the past few days because of it.

Craig Stammen said he had to have surgery to drain it and make it better.

To help with his recovery, a rep from Dude Wipes tells TMZ Sports they would be happy to send Waldron some of their fragrance-free, flushable hemorrhoid wipes medicated with witch hazel for soothing relief.

Hemorrhoids are no laughing matter.

We want to help, the company told us.

The issue was initially described as, I can't do this.

Yes, you can.

I believe in you.

The issue was initially described as an infection and here's rear end.

Before it was clarified that the procedure was tied to hemorrhoids.

There's no good answer here, is there?

Maybe if he didn't have five bathrooms in your five stalls.

Steelers, yeah.

You know, that's not a bad point.

Yeah, a bidet would be soothing, right?

Almost as though Dude Wipes wanted to raise awareness and use somebody's malady to do so.

Have we?