Martin Lewis

Do it, Del Boy!

I'm ready, Del Boy!

All right, Grandad.

I think you've definitely been a portrait model.

Because that's the type of... I can see Simon at uni or post-uni saying, oh, I'll get 50 quid to stand there and be a portrait model or whatever it is.

I mean, even if you had to take your clothes off, that wouldn't surprise me.

So it's between human statue and chandelier installer.

Chandelier installer is so random that that makes me think you may have done it.

Whereas human statue, I think, is a bit similar to portrait in.

You may have just thrown that in.

I can't see you doing the standing in the street human statue.

And it isn't really a job, is it?

It's a sort of it's the things like a busking thing.

So I'm thinking chandelier.

So I'm glancing over at Rosie.

Now, Rosie, who is fact-checking me live as we're going and plays a brilliant part in the podcast, but in the canon of the podcast never speaks.

Rosie, do you agree or disagree with my choice of chandelier, installer and portrait?

You disagree?

OK, so which one of the three do you think he hasn't done?

OK, so Rosie is therefore going for chandelier installer and human statue, and I'm going for chandelier installer and posed for a portrait.