Martin Lewis

So, chandelier installer I get.

The portrait, who did you do it for and did you take your clothes off?

You probably paid extra to keep them on.

I've met you.

And did you ever drop a chandelier?

Second rule of chandelier installing, we never talk about chandelier installing.

You've just broken the second rule, Simon.

It's all gone.

I can't go back to it now, yeah.

Right, pot over.

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