Martin Lewis

I thought I would test how well you know me.

How well I know you?

That's all right.

I'm not married to you.

Do it, Del Boy!

I'm ready, Del Boy!

All right, Grandad.

I think you've definitely been a portrait model.

Because that's the type of... I can see Simon at uni or post-uni saying, oh, I'll get 50 quid to stand there and be a portrait model or whatever it is.

I mean, even if you had to take your clothes off, that wouldn't surprise me.

So it's between human statue and chandelier installer.

Chandelier installer is so random that that makes me think you may have done it.

Whereas human statue, I think, is a bit similar to portrait in.

You may have just thrown that in.

I can't see you doing the standing in the street human statue.

And it isn't really a job, is it?

It's a sort of it's the things like a busking thing.

So I'm thinking chandelier.

So I'm glancing over at Rosie.

Now, Rosie, who is fact-checking me live as we're going and plays a brilliant part in the podcast, but in the canon of the podcast never speaks.