Martin Lewis

Rosie, do you agree or disagree with my choice of chandelier, installer and portrait?

You disagree?

OK, so which one of the three do you think he hasn't done?

OK, so Rosie is therefore going for chandelier installer and human statue, and I'm going for chandelier installer and posed for a portrait.

So, chandelier installer I get.

The portrait, who did you do it for and did you take your clothes off?

You probably paid extra to keep them on.

I've met you.

And did you ever drop a chandelier?

Second rule of chandelier installing, we never talk about chandelier installing.

You've just broken the second rule, Simon.

It's all gone.

I can't go back to it now, yeah.

Right, pot over.

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