Martin Phillips
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Podcast Appearances
It was the follow-up questions.
Actually, they didn't have a problem with that.
They had a problem when I kept calling the two gay black guys them people trying to be proactive.
I'm going to lose this fucking job.
Yeah, that's where I started.
Austin was super nice to me.
I ran a whole bunch of shows here, paid my bills, and now I just, Broadway, comedy, and a couple clubs up there, nice enough to let me come run some shows up there, so I'll go try New York.
Last time we talked about this, I had a whole bunch of single moms from the dollhouse coming after me, so I'd rather not mess with a single mom's own business this time.
Someone let you nut in them?
Someone let you nut in them?
For like 200 extra on the $75 manager special.
And every single mother from the dollhouse was telling me how I was ruining a single mother-owned business.
And then the little fat bitch...
We're already here, but yeah, the little fat bitch who runs the place was like, did Heidi put you up to it?
Bro, listen, sales in two weeks are gonna be all right up there, all right?
Yeah, but they all have a different mom and they look to be all right.
Like, I think my mom was... It's definitely not from my dad's side.