Martin Phillips
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Podcast Appearances
Damn, I've been working with my grandpa.
Bro, it's kind of like a flashbang.
The black guy don't even remember the N-word he just said.
He's like, you call me gay?
No, yeah, no, grandpa's fucking... Even, like, Ultimo will go by with no bumper.
He's like, black lady, no cap.
I love that you know these terms, dude.
I remember in high school, I was dating this Puerto Rican chick, and he compared her to a pit bull.
He's like, you feel safe in your house, and you look cool in public, but at some point, he's gonna try to bite your sister-in-law.
Damn, I was really hoping for a meow so the pit bull could bite it right there.
Like I said, it's like a flashbang.
When he goes no homo, the black guy thinks he's calling him gay, and he's like, listen, I have no problem with that.
They had more problem with the retard and the cocaine.
They didn't care that I mentioned I worked at Amazon.