Martin Phillips
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She got an ingrown hair, and then she's telling me it was herpes.
And I was like, what the fuck?
And then she's like, when was the last time you ever got tested?
And I was like, baby, I've been tested before.
Those are two different things.
And I remember when the doctor called me and told me, I was crying.
I was just happy that I didn't have herpes.
And he was like, be like a truck driver or something, right?
To be honest, I've been doing it for a while, but I've only gone on like maybe 10, 15 shows, like open mics and stuff.
I treated this like an open mic.
That was the first time I ever performed that set, probably the last time.
We're already moving in with each other.