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Martin Phillips

πŸ‘€ Speaker
2135 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

She got an ingrown hair, and then she's telling me it was herpes.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

And I was like, what the fuck?

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

And then she's like, when was the last time you ever got tested?

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

And I was like, baby, I've been tested before.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

I never had herpes.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

I had chlamydia.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

Those are two different things.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

And I remember when the doctor called me and told me, I was crying.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

I was happy.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

Those were tears of joy.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

I wasn't sad.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

I was just happy that I didn't have herpes.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

And he was like, be like a truck driver or something, right?

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

So.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

To be honest, I've been doing it for a while, but I've only gone on like maybe 10, 15 shows, like open mics and stuff.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

I treated this like an open mic.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

That was the first time I ever performed that set, probably the last time.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

All the way.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

We're already moving in with each other.

KILL TONY
#742 - TIM BUTTERLY + SAM TRIPOLI

Fuck yeah, mother shit.