Martin Phillips
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She got me a shirt that says Woken Coke, so I love that shirt.
No, I just made that up on the spot.
I ended up talking them out of robbing my place and made them laugh.
We ate pizza, smoked a bunch of pot.
I mean, that's like a growing up third grade word, right?
I'm here to get you, bitch.
All right, so I'm sitting at home.
It must be about 1.30 in the morning, and I'm watching porn because that's what I do.
And all of a sudden, my porn goes out.
All right, so once I open up the garage, he comes in.
Well, it was 120 degrees outside.
How do you describe your comedy in one word?
What I am is I'm into race cars.
So I find myself going to different race car crews at different race...
I find myself going to different race teams for different racing events and I help them do stuff for the car.