Marvin Izzy
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KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Do you all know I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
World's longest infant penis.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
In fact, the doctors wrote, they hand wrote in my medical records, it says, wow.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
We thought it was a baby anaconda.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Yeah, I'm very proud of my records.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
In fact, I had my record for about one day.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Yeah, as it turns out, they measured the umbilical cord instead of my penis.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
So, yeah, it was kind of embarrassing there.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
But, yeah, so that's my one minute.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Charlottesville, Virginia.