Marvin Izzy
👤 Speaker
80
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
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KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I was with a buddy of mine, a teammate.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
The mom came out, grabbed my teammate.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And I'm still struggling with the kid.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And his little snot was run down.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And I remember I was pulling his head back.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And I finally shoved the little baby on the ground.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I may have kicked him a little bit, too.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Shoved him, and my friend threw the mom into a snowbank because it was the middle of winter.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
We ran from the baby, and we ran down the street in Moscow, and we pounded on the bus to get in, turn around, and we get in the bus, and the baby was chasing us.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And he stopped crying, and then he latched onto another leg.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
So that was my getting mugged by a baby.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I'm a reservist in the Air Force, and I'm retiring, which is cool.