Mary Shalaby
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah, it was cool.
I did the graduation speech they never let me give.
was it real or did um well they didn't let me speak at graduation and so then i were like was there a chance they were gonna no okay i just thought maybe it seemed like they like like i didn't get to speak at graduation either but that was just for like lack of performance i thought i was like you know maybe like i'm a cool girl like did you ask
But that's all I did.
I give this.
They had some boring girl do it.
It's always the boring.
She wasn't smart.
Like the main guy?
Oh, the guest from my own individual college was a cartoonist from the New Yorker and that was awesome.
That's really cool.
He was like this guy with like white long hair.
No.
Not him.
This guy's like retired now.
Okay.
And then...
The main guy was fucking the mayor of Florence.
I was like, I don't give a crap about you.
Yes.