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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Are we ready? Play date. We got Mary Shalaby here again. Mary, say hello.
Hey, guys.
How are you doing, Mary? I'm good. Mary Shalaby is a friend, a comedian. Confidant. A former guest and present guest. Present guest and an Olympian, right?
Were you...
Yes, what?
Are you in the Olympics?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was. You were the luge. Isn't that?
Who is that?
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Chapter 2: What is Mary Shalaby's connection to the Olympics?
So you weren't in the Olympics for speed skating in Vancouver?
Maybe I was drunk and I forgot. I don't know.
I knew it. I was talking to it.
It's like I perform best that way. It gets me really angry, fired up. This is a woman?
That is a man named Apollo Ono. And he's got to be the only speed skater anyone knows, right? Feels like I'm having an Apollo Ono right now.
Right.
Type of morning after that. I was talking about this with someone the other day. I feel like if you're going to be a successful Olympian, like, everyone, all the ones that we remember have, like, a shtick.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? Like, he could be just as good, but if he didn't have, like, this soul patch and bandana combo going. Like, Scotty James wears boxing gloves when he snowboards. Sean White was, like, the flying tomato. Yeah, red. I guess his shtick was just he was born with his shtick.
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Chapter 3: What funny moments arise from Mary's college experiences?
I do.
Put every feather back in the pillow.
Yeah.
oh yeah in his in this rock star is very into pillow old school pillow fights you have to yeah i don't think i've had a pillow fight in i haven't had one that results in that like movie feathers in the movies there's feathers mostly feathers for me it's yeah i don't have the pillows with feathers in them either i'm a temp i don't know what's in my pillow Mine is chunks of foam.
You seem like a temperamental guy. I feel like you don't mess around with your sleeping situation. Thank you. I feel like you got a whole setup in there.
I have a pillow that you can customize how much fluff is in. So I have extra fluff in my closet in case I ever want to. It's like these little cubes of foam.
Yeah.
And you're supposed to fill it up how much you want. And then you put it in the dryer.
And they mold together? Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of parking during events?
Where does he live in New York?
Oh, I don't know him. I don't know him at all.
What's his address?
I've never... Is his body T? It might be Tito.
What's your dream? What would your dream date with this guy be? If you were down, where would you want him to take you?
Game and Busters.
Do you really? Like, is that your jam?
I love D&B. I used to go all the time to college, and we'd go to the bar there, and then we'd play games, and I would do, like, an hour playing, like, the cool fun games. Okay.
What are the cool fun games?
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Chapter 5: What is BetterHelp and how can it help me?
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Chapter 6: What are Lucy Pouches and how do they work?
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Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every customer is age verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Let's get back into the episode.
Oh, he's back.
At Mary, at the buzzer. Did Andrew interrupt your Mary's minute?
No, I started talking to him. Oh, you got that fucking... My phone got stolen at Carousel and Bushwick.
You got that fucking money man phone. Good lord.
Yeah, phone got stolen, so...
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Chapter 7: What are some funny trivia team names that don’t exist?
Which seems really fun.
It feels like Housewives, but with not just women.
It's literally like they have no, most of them, some of them have real jobs and stuff, but the majority of them are like trustafarians, and they just wait until a reasonable hour to start drinking, and then they start drinking.
Was that family from the South that had murders? The Murdaws?
The Murdaws.
Wait, can you look up Southern Charm, please?
I like Murdock. You might know, like, Craig. He was dating, like, Paige. Who's the, you know, Paige from the Giggly Squad?
DeSorbo?
He was dating Paige DeSorbo for a while. Whoa.
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Chapter 8: How do Harry Potter plots get humorously twisted?
So that is my favorite type of reality TV. It's like mind-numbingly, like the producers have to be like star drama.
Are you the one?
no it's the mtv one that is my favorite that show is incredible oh my god talk about real people just living i was re-watching it this weekend it is so fucking good my roommates i watched it after we finished the season of love island oh you know who i can meet in real life and be like you're a normal person like nick and alandria they're from love island this past season i'm like y'all are real people do you watch temptation island
No, wait, I might have tried to.
That's my jam.
Wait, can you look up Temptation Island?
It's couples, Mary. And they put them.
Swingers? Are they swingers?
No, but kind of. Kind of. So it's couples, right? And like, let's say you and I are a couple. You go in the girl's house and I get separated from you and I go in the boy house. And then they flood your house.
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