Mashie

When I wake up, the first thing I do is I'll mix a couple shots of vodka with an energy drink and electrolytes.

I did that about an hour and a half ago.

I take an Adderall if I'm back on it, which I am right now, and I take a shower and I have another two-shot drink with an energy drink in the shower.

Now I'm not hungover anymore.

Then I have something for breakfast and I have coffee with a shot of vodka in it.

I've been away for an hour and a half and I have five drinks in me and I'm totally fine, obviously.

Over the next five hours, I'm making content while having one to two drinks an hour and I'll have been 12 drinks deep and it's four o'clock.

As you can see, I still wouldn't be drunk at that point, maybe a tiny buzz.

And I'll nap for a couple hours and then between six and 12, I'll drink two drinks an hour, which again, isn't crazy.

People hear 24 drinks a day, they think I'm drinking 24 drinks a day after going to work and coming home at seven o'clock and hammering 24 drinks in four or five hours.

But the truth is, on a normal day, I'm not getting much more than a decent buzz and I kind of just fade into passing out at night.

It's not easy, but it is simple.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

I think you have to, don't you?

Ooh.

Definitely.

Oh, right.

It's a good time.