📻Top 5 Jerry's - The Radio Show
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The Haraki Breakfast gets set for winter with Bunnings Trade.
Jeremy Wells and Minaya Stewart. The Hauraki Breakfast.
Welcome along to the Hauraki Breakfast. It's Friday the 22nd of May, 2026. Two little ducks, 22. My name's Jeremy Wells. This is Manai Stewart. Good morning, Jeremy Wells, and good morning and welcome to the show, Mashi. Morning, boys. Morning, boys. Morning, New Zealand. Welcome back. Mashi's back pushing the buttons with his hands this morning. Are we live? Check, check, one, two, three, four, eight, three. Is that the text number still? That is. How would we know? We'll get in touch. We'd love to know if we are currently on air. 0800 Haraki is also the number to call. Zoe will be womaning the phones in Studio B. Oh, womaning the phones. Yep. Very progressive, this show.
Nice, boys. You'll learn that.
Wow, good for you guys. Thanks, Zoe. Yeah, she woman's the phones in a particularly different way than, say, you used to man the phones. We used to boy the phones back in the day, didn't we?
Okay, I didn't know.
You boyed all over them. No, I didn't boil over them. There were allegations coming out of Studio B, but they were never true. You smelt like a student flat in there. You sat in there with a bloody half-mongrel all morning. It was just disgusting. All right, what's on the show today? So much stuff. So much stuff. The only thing written down is MASH can no longer drive due to the NZ Police commitment to roadside drug testing. This weekend it's rolling out, so keep your head down, mate. Here's Soundgarden on the Haddocky Breakfast. Five past six, welcome along. Jerry and Mania, the Hauraki breakfast. This will be interesting to you, Mash. Police are expanding roadside drug testing across New Zealand with nationwide coverage expected by July next year.
Come get me. Officers will be able to stop drivers anywhere, Mesh, at any time, including when you're pushing the buttons here on the radio show. Yeah, but that's not new. They've been able to pull people over whenever, wherever, forever. Yes, we're meant to be together. But what they can test for now is changing.
What humorous moments occurred during the show?
Right, okay. So where you used to just skate through with your bloodshot eyes, they can now test for all that kind of stuff. Cannabis, methamphetamine... MDMA. MDMA? Cocaine. If you're getting behind the wheel on MDMA, that's an aggressive drive you're about to take. So you're all good to go if you're on the mushies? Yeah. Sweet, that's good. I can't test for that. No, they're not testing for that. Heroin? Nah, sweet as. K-hole? Nah, ketamine doesn't mean that you're fine on the K. I mean, if there's some drugs you don't want to drive on? Mushrooms. Yeah. LSD, do not drive on those drugs. Well, but now because of the new rules, I'm forced to. Alcohol? No, they don't like alcohol. If I was to rank the priorities that I think they should be taking, I'd go number one, probably LSD.
That feels problematic behind the wheel.
Heroin. Heroin.
You fall asleep. It's not good. Ketamine, loss of motor function. Cannabis I get. You know, you're moving a bit slower in that kind of mindset, but at the same time, you know, if you've been doing it for a while. Yeah, although you don't know how fast you're going necessarily. I think it does impair you. I did hear of some friends who were driving impaired under the influence of cannabis at one point. They thought they were going too fast, so they slowed right down to where some other friends of mine actually could walk up beside the car, and they banged their hand on the window, and the driver's like... That's a hell of a prank to play. There's a zombie travelling along beside us at 60 k's an hour. No, no, you're going four.
Yeah, up Hyde Street, driving up a broken glass.
How do the hosts feel about the new roadside drug testing laws?
It's terrifying. I mean, cocaine really is like, if someone takes some cocaine and drives, does it really impair you that much? Well, according to Transport Minister Chris Bishop, it does. MDMA, yes. Drug impaired drivers linked to around 40% of crashes. Yeah, but which ones? Which drugs? Don't point at me. Oh, which drugs. Sorry, I thought you meant which people.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:56
2
What humorous moments occurred during the show?
1:56–3:36
3
How do the hosts feel about the new roadside drug testing laws?
3:36–31:46
4
What fitness advice is shared during the episode?
31:46–48:35
5
What are the top five Jerrys mentioned in the episode?
48:35–1:04:06