Jeremy Wells

Richard Hadley.

And will he be able to perform the miracle New Zealand so badly needs?

Here he goes.

Laying it down to Weser, the cheating piece of shit.

Sorry mate, that's in the rules.

It's just the way it is.

How did the umpires know it was in the rules?

Weser.

Here you go.

Oh okay, here he is.

is a series of rules designed to make the game flow freely and to avoid incidents such as the one that happened here today.

Now there's the relevant rule on page two and it says that no bowler shall be permitted to bowl underarm and that's what Geoffrey Howarth is out there talking to them about.

It is not in the Australian Benson Hedges World Series Cup rules because the administrators didn't put it in.

I hope they put it in by tomorrow morning, otherwise there'd be a lot of criticism for what was a disgraceful performance out there today.

The other thing is that the reason it all happened, in my opinion, is that the captain got his sums wrong.

Now, from over number 42, we were saying in the commentary box that he'd made a nonsense of it, and that he was going to be in trouble having Lily bowl the 50th over, which was the ideal thing to do.

You must have your best bowler.

bowl the 50th over and Lily Marsh and Greg Chappell and Hughes were there counting on their fingers trying to work out who should bowl 46, 7, 8, 9 and 50.

As it turned out the sums were done so badly that Trevor Chappell was left to bowl the 50th over and that's how it all happened.

It was panic stations and then when McKechnie had to hit a six...