Mason Bird
👤 Speaker
190
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
Has anyone ever had to press a button to confirm they were an individual?
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I know the exact moment I needed to stop riding the bike.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I went to Europe and I saw the Mona Lisa, like the most famous painting of all time.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
And when I was there, this Korean couple walked up to me.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
They're like, hey, can you take a photo of us?
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
And I thought they want to take a photo like them and the Mona Lisa, but they want to take a photo with me.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
They're like, this guy's so fat, white, and American, we have to show our friends back at home, dude.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I look like World War III propaganda.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
There's photos of me in North Korea.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I've been going to the gym, hitting the sauna.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
What are you doing at the gym?
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
Lifting weights and making attractive women uncomfortable.