MatPat (The Game Theorists)

Hello Internet!

Welcome to Game Theory, the show that knows an apple a day will keep the smoking, definitely a real nurse, away.

Just like we've been kept away from our favourite murderous kindergarten game for far too long.

No, not you!

I'm talking about the pixelated comedy gold with gratuitous violence that is Kindergarten 3.

In fact, it's been so long, you could have had your own kid and had them finish Kindergarten while waiting for this sequel.

But despite the tardiness, Kindergarten is still top of the class.

We still play as an unnamed protagonist whose goal is to survive yet another death-filled day at Kindergarten, reliving the same day over and over again until we start to piece together the ever-expanding mystery happening underneath these scores.

But the magic of Kindergarten has never been about the story.

It's about the characters.

And many of our favorite staff and students are back once again for Kindergarten 3.

Like Monty, the genius entrepreneur who, due to a series of accidents, now has robotic legs.

Huh, maybe that's where the mimic got them from.

Or there's the janitor who has a fondness for stabbing children, mostly Monty.

And of course, who could forget dear Nugget, who now adds eating radioactive goo to his list of obsessions.

Nugget requires more goo.

Ash, please.

This is a kindergarten full of monsters and murder.

Anyway, with Kindergarten 3 taking place in yet another good-for-nothing kindergarten, we are also treated to a bunch of new, colorful characters.

There's Miss Lovelet, the theater teacher who insists her students fully embrace their roles, death and all.