Matt Amdur

I tried to take a photo of where my office was, and I was ushered out for taking a photo of this confidential... I'm in a Facebook office. There's nothing... Can we just have some respect for this ancient burial ground that I then... I put a spell on that spot, and I'm convinced that... You're haunting it to this day. I am haunting it to this day.

I tried to take a photo of where my office was, and I was ushered out for taking a photo of this confidential... I'm in a Facebook office. There's nothing... Can we just have some respect for this ancient burial ground that I then... I put a spell on that spot, and I'm convinced that... You're haunting it to this day. I am haunting it to this day.

So we had this Solaris zones glass that had drifted ashore in this conference room. And then somehow a ping pong ball enters.

So we had this Solaris zones glass that had drifted ashore in this conference room. And then somehow a ping pong ball enters.

This doesn't sound, this is a dream. This is an example. It sounds ridiculous. There were wires that you would stick out of your car and there were, there's a foam ball you'd stick on the wire. You're like, God, how long did you wake up? Yeah. This dream has gone on forever. And we had a, cause this was also a giveaway, right?

This doesn't sound, this is a dream. This is an example. It sounds ridiculous. There were wires that you would stick out of your car and there were, there's a foam ball you'd stick on the wire. You're like, God, how long did you wake up? Yeah. This dream has gone on forever. And we had a, cause this was also a giveaway, right?

It was open Solaris antenna foam ball. Yeah. This sounds like a group hallucination. This just sounds nuts. So that is also in the conference room somehow. This really does sound dreamlike. I don't know what either of these things, but my recollection is that both those things are just kind of like there. And at some point, someone like a Paleolithic people discovering fire.

It was open Solaris antenna foam ball. Yeah. This sounds like a group hallucination. This just sounds nuts. So that is also in the conference room somehow. This really does sound dreamlike. I don't know what either of these things, but my recollection is that both those things are just kind of like there. And at some point, someone like a Paleolithic people discovering fire.

Someone stared at the ball in their hand, stared at the glass on the table, and attempted to throw the ball in the glass. And Z-Ball was born. Thus, yes. Not to be confused with any other... any other game that is throwing a ball into a hoop. This is Z ball. And okay. So it was what it was one point.

Someone stared at the ball in their hand, stared at the glass on the table, and attempted to throw the ball in the glass. And Z-Ball was born. Thus, yes. Not to be confused with any other... any other game that is throwing a ball into a hoop. This is Z ball. And okay. So it was what it was one point.

If your chair was touching the back of the wall, it was worth three points is what I want to say.

If your chair was touching the back of the wall, it was worth three points is what I want to say.

And Mary was our program manager.

And Mary was our program manager.

Assigned to DTrace for a hot second.

Assigned to DTrace for a hot second.

And the only thing I can remember about Mary is her one act as far as I think we're both concerned with respect to DTrace. is she came in, saw us playing Z-ball, with all of us struggling to get the ball into the glass, took the ball, standing up to the furthest corner of the conference room, sank it, and walked out. Drained it. Unbelievable. Yeah. became a legend.

And the only thing I can remember about Mary is her one act as far as I think we're both concerned with respect to DTrace. is she came in, saw us playing Z-ball, with all of us struggling to get the ball into the glass, took the ball, standing up to the furthest corner of the conference room, sank it, and walked out. Drained it. Unbelievable. Yeah. became a legend.

Larry, you are wherever you are, wherever you are, your legend lives on. It was okay. And like, that's the stuff you're not, you, that is an only in the office moment. That is an important, I know it's like, look, that's important. That's part of our, that's part of our fabric. That's part of our, our, our, our oral history that, that, you know, that is, I sort of actually don't want to dismiss it.

Larry, you are wherever you are, wherever you are, your legend lives on. It was okay. And like, that's the stuff you're not, you, that is an only in the office moment. That is an important, I know it's like, look, that's important. That's part of our, that's part of our fabric. That's part of our, our, our, our oral history that, that, you know, that is, I sort of actually don't want to dismiss it.