Matt Banwart
👤 Speaker
214
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
To any gays in the audience, sorry for the stolen valor.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
My parents had me at an old age where the doctor told my mom that she should get an abortion because I was going to come out blind, deaf, and retarded.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
Instead, I came out half blind, half deaf, and I'm pretty sure I'm autistic.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I can't afford the test, so I'm taking everyone else's word for it.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
I got called out recently by my cousin.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
He was like, man, you cry harder over Celebrity Destiny than you do for Grandma.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
And I was like, well, did Grandma put out seven platinum albums?
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
You're the first headliner I saw at, like, 2019 at Dallas Hyenas.
KILL TONY
#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
And he gave me, like, the best advice when I asked, like, I wanted to start stand-up comedy.