#699 - LUIS J GOMEZ + JOE LIST
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Are you guys ready to start tonight's episode? Every single week, I book the show, and what a great way to do it tonight. Two of the funniest human beings that have ever been guests on this show. Literally, one of them is the guest with the record, I do believe. We have to double-check it, but I do believe he passed the late, great Brody Stevens for appearances on this show. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your guests. Two of the best. It's Luis J. Gomez and Joe Lyft! Jay Gomez from the Legion of Skanks. Joe List is here.
How do the hosts introduce the guests?
The birds are flying. This is fun. What a perfect little duo. Two great friends from the city of New York. A beautiful, beautiful place if you don't count illegal immigrants lighting innocent women on fire on subways. But other than that, a stunning city that we visit two nights a year exclusively to do your biggest arena. And I'm glad you guys could make it to a city with law and order.
You call this city a city with law and order? Are you out of your fucking mind? The homeless people should light themselves on fire here. You would clean up this shithole. Are you out of your mind?
I've never been here and not run from a homeless person on this street. Well, in their defense, you do look like their perfect prey, Joe List. I mean, I'm not even homeless and I want to chase you sometimes when I see you. Last time, I was sprinting away from two homeless people screaming at me, and as I was running away, two hipsters in skinny jeans and fedoras were walking the opposite direction, and it was the most humiliating experience of my life. That is Austin, Texas. That was Austin Parade. That's our annual parade. The homeless go one way, hipsters go the other way. It's true chaos. You guys have done this show before. You know how it works. A lot of the open micers are out of town. A record for the least sign-ups we've had since being here at the Mothership, 185 people are across the street, stacked on top of one another in a bar called Poor Choices.
And if I pull their name out of this bucket, they get 60 seconds uninterrupted. You know their time is up, and you hear the sound of a kitten. Ah! That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which brutally interrupts their set. And then I conduct an interview. We laugh about what could possibly have happened during their set or what else they could possibly talk about or what else is interesting in their lives.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–3:42
2
How do the hosts introduce the guests?
3:42–8:56
3
How does the humor around Austin's culture unfold?
8:56–16:15
4
What is the significance of the 'Bucket of Destiny'?
16:15–1:00:44
5
What humorous commentary is made about abortion and its side effects?
1:00:44–1:01:44
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How does the conversation shift to personal experiences with abortions?
1:01:44–1:02:27
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What insights are shared about relationships and parenting?
1:02:27–1:04:33
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How does the discussion transition to topics of comedy and performance?
1:04:33–2:03:58