Matt Gourley

It was my favorite was the part where we're all going up. They line us up and we all go up to shake hands with the pope.

I mean, Stephen Colbert, very, I mean, he's very pious and devout. Probably knows more about Catholicism than the Pope. Oh. Right? And also, he asked me the night before, like, I think in front of everybody, we all went out to dinner, and he said, Conan, do you think the Pope is aware of your work? And I said, abso-fucking-lutely not. Right? He's an Argentinian man in his 80s.

I mean, Stephen Colbert, very, I mean, he's very pious and devout. Probably knows more about Catholicism than the Pope. Oh. Right? And also, he asked me the night before, like, I think in front of everybody, we all went out to dinner, and he said, Conan, do you think the Pope is aware of your work? And I said, abso-fucking-lutely not. Right? He's an Argentinian man in his 80s.

I mean, Stephen Colbert, very, I mean, he's very pious and devout. Probably knows more about Catholicism than the Pope. Oh. Right? And also, he asked me the night before, like, I think in front of everybody, we all went out to dinner, and he said, Conan, do you think the Pope is aware of your work? And I said, abso-fucking-lutely not. Right? He's an Argentinian man in his 80s.

And you're like, no, there's no way he knows me. I think Stephen was hoping that the Pope was big fans of all of ours. Oh, really? Well, I know that.

And you're like, no, there's no way he knows me. I think Stephen was hoping that the Pope was big fans of all of ours. Oh, really? Well, I know that.

And you're like, no, there's no way he knows me. I think Stephen was hoping that the Pope was big fans of all of ours. Oh, really? Well, I know that.

And the Pope just probably gave him like, get out of here.

And the Pope just probably gave him like, get out of here.

And the Pope just probably gave him like, get out of here.

I asked him. I could see him. If you see the videotape, Stephen's talking to him for a little bit. The rest of us are just going like, hello, your eminence, and nice place you got here. And then we move on. And, you know, nice job plundering the world's gold over an 800-year period. Nice conquest of South America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one advertises like you guys. You know, whatever.

I asked him. I could see him. If you see the videotape, Stephen's talking to him for a little bit. The rest of us are just going like, hello, your eminence, and nice place you got here. And then we move on. And, you know, nice job plundering the world's gold over an 800-year period. Nice conquest of South America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one advertises like you guys. You know, whatever.

I asked him. I could see him. If you see the videotape, Stephen's talking to him for a little bit. The rest of us are just going like, hello, your eminence, and nice place you got here. And then we move on. And, you know, nice job plundering the world's gold over an 800-year period. Nice conquest of South America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one advertises like you guys. You know, whatever.

But Stephen's talking to him for a bit. And I asked Stephen what he talked about. And he said, I told him, you know, your holiness, I do your audio book and I narrate it and blah, blah, blah. And he said, the Pope used his hand to push him. Used his hand to push him down the line. That's a nice, now get the fuck away from me. Yeah. Did you bring gold? No, we didn't bring gold.

But Stephen's talking to him for a bit. And I asked Stephen what he talked about. And he said, I told him, you know, your holiness, I do your audio book and I narrate it and blah, blah, blah. And he said, the Pope used his hand to push him. Used his hand to push him down the line. That's a nice, now get the fuck away from me. Yeah. Did you bring gold? No, we didn't bring gold.

But Stephen's talking to him for a bit. And I asked Stephen what he talked about. And he said, I told him, you know, your holiness, I do your audio book and I narrate it and blah, blah, blah. And he said, the Pope used his hand to push him. Used his hand to push him down the line. That's a nice, now get the fuck away from me. Yeah. Did you bring gold? No, we didn't bring gold.

Then I steal your gold. No, you can't do that anymore. I'll get your gold. He's a leprechaun. He's a leprechaun now.

Then I steal your gold. No, you can't do that anymore. I'll get your gold. He's a leprechaun. He's a leprechaun now.

Then I steal your gold. No, you can't do that anymore. I'll get your gold. He's a leprechaun. He's a leprechaun now.

I'll send a conquistador. I'll get your gold. No, you can't really do that anymore. You want to taste a pizza pie? I've got a pizza pie. Wow. I'm glad they didn't let me perform at that thing. That would have gone badly. But it was crazy. And then they said at the end that we got to, I thought we were getting a, I sound like a real dick now, but I thought, well, you've come all this way.