Matt Gourley

I'll send a conquistador. I'll get your gold. No, you can't really do that anymore. You want to taste a pizza pie? I've got a pizza pie. Wow. I'm glad they didn't let me perform at that thing. That would have gone badly. But it was crazy. And then they said at the end that we got to, I thought we were getting a, I sound like a real dick now, but I thought, well, you've come all this way.

I'll send a conquistador. I'll get your gold. No, you can't really do that anymore. You want to taste a pizza pie? I've got a pizza pie. Wow. I'm glad they didn't let me perform at that thing. That would have gone badly. But it was crazy. And then they said at the end that we got to, I thought we were getting a, I sound like a real dick now, but I thought, well, you've come all this way.

Well, for me, I pretended that I flew all the way from LA when I just literally got an Uber from Lake Como. And then demanded pay for my airfare back. I didn't do that. But I thought they then they said, like, and then you may tour the Vatican. And but basically they just shoved us through a door. And then we were in with all the tourists and tourists were like, what are you doing here?

Well, for me, I pretended that I flew all the way from LA when I just literally got an Uber from Lake Como. And then demanded pay for my airfare back. I didn't do that. But I thought they then they said, like, and then you may tour the Vatican. And but basically they just shoved us through a door. And then we were in with all the tourists and tourists were like, what are you doing here?

Well, for me, I pretended that I flew all the way from LA when I just literally got an Uber from Lake Como. And then demanded pay for my airfare back. I didn't do that. But I thought they then they said, like, and then you may tour the Vatican. And but basically they just shoved us through a door. And then we were in with all the tourists and tourists were like, what are you doing here?

It was beautiful. It was a nice message. My golden conquistador riff aside. Yeah. 800 years of plundering still. Yeah, it was a lovely mess.

It was beautiful. It was a nice message. My golden conquistador riff aside. Yeah. 800 years of plundering still. Yeah, it was a lovely mess.

It was beautiful. It was a nice message. My golden conquistador riff aside. Yeah. 800 years of plundering still. Yeah, it was a lovely mess.

Yes, we all went in there, I think for the most part, with complex feelings about this institution and its place in the modern world. And of course, the women who were present had very complicated feelings. Of course. And it was really nice to talk about all that.

Yes, we all went in there, I think for the most part, with complex feelings about this institution and its place in the modern world. And of course, the women who were present had very complicated feelings. Of course. And it was really nice to talk about all that.

Yes, we all went in there, I think for the most part, with complex feelings about this institution and its place in the modern world. And of course, the women who were present had very complicated feelings. Of course. And it was really nice to talk about all that.

Kamala Harris did not go.

Kamala Harris did not go.

Kamala Harris did not go.

Usually if there's a chance to I have a list of my life will is finite. I was told recently. No, we're only here for a certain amount of time. And I do. And I'm a history buff. And when I see an opportunity to be whether it's a White House Correspondents Dinner or something, even when I know it's going to be tough. Yeah, it's a tough room. I think you got to go and be part of that.

Usually if there's a chance to I have a list of my life will is finite. I was told recently. No, we're only here for a certain amount of time. And I do. And I'm a history buff. And when I see an opportunity to be whether it's a White House Correspondents Dinner or something, even when I know it's going to be tough. Yeah, it's a tough room. I think you got to go and be part of that.

Usually if there's a chance to I have a list of my life will is finite. I was told recently. No, we're only here for a certain amount of time. And I do. And I'm a history buff. And when I see an opportunity to be whether it's a White House Correspondents Dinner or something, even when I know it's going to be tough. Yeah, it's a tough room. I think you got to go and be part of that.

So it's the Al Smith dinner. Yeah.

So it's the Al Smith dinner. Yeah.

So it's the Al Smith dinner. Yeah.