Matt Gourley

I mean, it sounds like, and what was your spiel when you were trying to sell?

I mean, it sounds like, and what was your spiel when you were trying to sell?

I bet your spiel was more like, you're going to buy some fucking cookies. Or you're going to have a flat tire when you're done buying grapes. And you're going to have protection from here on out. You understand? I was smoking a cigarette outside the Albertsons. You just wore a tracksuit. Tracksuit with badges on it. Tracksuit, badges. You're smoking a bubblegum cigarette. Look here, see?

I bet your spiel was more like, you're going to buy some fucking cookies. Or you're going to have a flat tire when you're done buying grapes. And you're going to have protection from here on out. You understand? I was smoking a cigarette outside the Albertsons. You just wore a tracksuit. Tracksuit with badges on it. Tracksuit, badges. You're smoking a bubblegum cigarette. Look here, see?

I bet your spiel was more like, you're going to buy some fucking cookies. Or you're going to have a flat tire when you're done buying grapes. And you're going to have protection from here on out. You understand? I was smoking a cigarette outside the Albertsons. You just wore a tracksuit. Tracksuit with badges on it. Tracksuit, badges. You're smoking a bubblegum cigarette. Look here, see?

Why are you carrying a tire iron, Yellow Scout? You like having knees? Must be nice. Look, you buy some tagalongs and I won't be tagging along, if you know what I mean. Hey, I'm also going to sell you some Milanos. They're not street creds. These fell off a truck. Yeah, I don't think those are Girl Scout cookies.

Why are you carrying a tire iron, Yellow Scout? You like having knees? Must be nice. Look, you buy some tagalongs and I won't be tagging along, if you know what I mean. Hey, I'm also going to sell you some Milanos. They're not street creds. These fell off a truck. Yeah, I don't think those are Girl Scout cookies.

Why are you carrying a tire iron, Yellow Scout? You like having knees? Must be nice. Look, you buy some tagalongs and I won't be tagging along, if you know what I mean. Hey, I'm also going to sell you some Milanos. They're not street creds. These fell off a truck. Yeah, I don't think those are Girl Scout cookies.

Now, David, it is also revealed when you saw this picture of Sona, you said, wait a minute, I must add something to this. I was a scout.

Now, David, it is also revealed when you saw this picture of Sona, you said, wait a minute, I must add something to this. I was a scout.

Now, David, it is also revealed when you saw this picture of Sona, you said, wait a minute, I must add something to this. I was a scout.

He went the distance.

He went the distance.

He went the distance.

Yeah, I know. So, wow, both my assistants have risen in the ranks of one of the most prestigious blah, blah, blahs.

Yeah, I know. So, wow, both my assistants have risen in the ranks of one of the most prestigious blah, blah, blahs.

Yeah, I know. So, wow, both my assistants have risen in the ranks of one of the most prestigious blah, blah, blahs.

What does a participation trophy look like? I mean, it's just smaller than the other trophies. But is it a figure kind of shrugging? It's a car. It's a little car. Oh, it's a little car.

What does a participation trophy look like? I mean, it's just smaller than the other trophies. But is it a figure kind of shrugging? It's a car. It's a little car. Oh, it's a little car.

What does a participation trophy look like? I mean, it's just smaller than the other trophies. But is it a figure kind of shrugging? It's a car. It's a little car. Oh, it's a little car.