Matt Heath

Why doesn't no one prepare you for that?

You just go to the bathroom, you look down and you almost cry.

Did I drop a cashew in there?

Where's it gone?

Why is my downstairs being replaced with a salted cashew?

Anyway, the All Whites took on Finland.

We spoke about it before.

On Friday night at Eden Park, they did what?

They always tend to do best 20 minutes of a bit of footy and then we'll just park the bus, we'll concede a goal, then kind of be exhausted of ideas and then come back in the second half and then concede a second and then that's game.

Is it time for just boot and hope?

Yeah, I think it is.

I think that's what we've got to do tonight.

Like the strategy for North End United, my football team growing up,

I played in midfield, they'd roll it back to me, I'd boot it as far as I could down the field, and then we'd hope someone made an error.

It's a territory game.

Yeah, I think there's not enough people to play the territory game.

You're not trying to get caught up in any kind of skills.

Just try and boot it and hope they fuck it up.

Well, the TAB, they're loving the awards chances tonight against Chile.

They're playing a sweet 420.