"Tiger's Done It Again"
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What happened with Tiger Woods this weekend?
All right, G-Lane's not in, so it's just myself, Meshie, Matt Heath. That's when you speak. G'day. How are we? And Joe Jerry over there on the buttons.
Was Grim Lane responsible for the Warriors' loss?
It's a Monday morning. Jeez, happy Monday, boys. Happy Monday. Happy Monday, eh? What a weekend of sport it was too. I had a weekend away for my best mate's birthday.
What went wrong during the Super Rugby match at North Harbour Stadium?
We were up north and we were in a place where we didn't have any reception. And I came back this morning and the first thing I saw was a video of – well, a photo of Tiger Woods looking fairly – Like, I don't know, he might have done it again. Yeah, like a dog that's been caught weeing in the bedroom again.
How did the All Whites perform against Finland?
Just that look on his face, oh no.
What insights are shared in Matt Heath's F1 Corner?
I've done it again. Can he not afford a fricking driver? Yep, that's the place to start. Why does he always have to get behind the wheel? I can afford an Uber. Tiger Woods can't afford an Uber. Why is he driving when he's got 27 different drugs in his system? And where's he going? Yeah, where is he going? Like, do we need... Yeah, I don't understand what he does and what happens for him to go, I need to go there now. It's something to do with his back being really sore.
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please'?
He needs to take just an insane cocktail of painkillers and uppers and downers and then potentially a few beers and then go for a drive at Pace. Drive at Pace.
How does the podcast engage with its audience on social media?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but if you did miss the story, Tiger Woods.
What are the hosts' predictions for upcoming sports events?
Can we turn this telly off, Joe? Is there a remote around before we carry on? Ironically, driving is Tiger Woods' weakness. Yeah, there's just some... The Texas Open's currently on the telly here in the podcast studio and I can't bloody... Focus, no. If we can't find the remote, it's fine. We can just leave it. Oh, it's that one.
There we go. All right then.
Okay, we're back on track.
Okay.
Tiger Woods, he got pulled over by the cops. He did an alcohol test, 0.0. So that was good news for him. And then they said, I think we need you to probably piss in a cup if that's right. And he said, I'm not going to do that. And here we are. But I don't know exactly what we have got in the system just yet. It never makes you feel very, seem very innocent if you refuse to piss in the cup? No. Joe, do we have any insight on whether his latest efforts to try and play the Masters has been affected by this or if this means anything towards that?
I can't think that he's going to play the Masters. What? after just being arrested for another DUI.
It just shows, eh, that...
Be a great comeback though.
Drama is hard to hide from. You can be just so uniquely talented and rich, but just he's never more than a few years away from a massive sort of life, like almost depressing drama. Yeah, it's getting depressing. I do feel bad about that. It should just be so exciting to be Tiger Woods and you just should look at him and go, oh my God, I wish I was Tiger Woods. Yeah. But the fact that you kind of look at him and go, I'm glad I'm not Tiger Woods is a bit of a problem. Yeah, and I can do something that he can't, and that's get on the back of a bag and just stay inside. I can do something he can't, which is order an Uber. He may be unreal at golf, but it's getting sad. If this keeps happening, it's going to get sad.
It's like Justin Timberlake with that footage that just came out of him being arrested for drunk driving. And he's lovely and he's nice, but the cop just goes, dude, I get paid. I don't know what a cop gets paid in America, but probably not enough. Not enough. Justin Timberlake, so fricking wealthy. And he's driving his own fricking car. Get a limo and get someone, get a driver, get a full-time fricking driver and give something back to the world. Pay someone 100 grand a year to drive you around in a nice Mercedes.
Did you guys ever think you could out-drive Tiger Woods?
Did you know that Tiger Woods... He drives it into a ditch.
Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake have their own chain of golf bar lounges. Yeah, what's it called? Drinking and driving, I think it is.
Yeah, mate. That's why I was trying to sell this. Remember that day?
Haruki's drunkest driver.
Remember that day we had down in Tauranga that got massively out of hand by the golf course?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened with Tiger Woods this weekend?
0:00–0:11
2
Was Grim Lane responsible for the Warriors' loss?
0:11–0:23
3
What went wrong during the Super Rugby match at North Harbour Stadium?
0:23–0:42
4
How did the All Whites perform against Finland?
0:42–0:44
5
What insights are shared in Matt Heath's F1 Corner?
0:44–1:14
6
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please'?
1:14–1:29
7
How does the podcast engage with its audience on social media?
1:29–1:32
8
What are the hosts' predictions for upcoming sports events?
1:32–46:55