Matt Heath

Yeah, and I can do something that he can't, and that's get on the back of a bag and just stay inside.

I can do something he can't, which is order an Uber.

He may be unreal at golf, but it's getting sad.

If this keeps happening, it's going to get sad.

It's like Justin Timberlake with that footage that just came out of him being arrested for drunk driving.

And he's lovely and he's nice, but the cop just goes, dude, I get paid.

I don't know what a cop gets paid in America, but probably not enough.

Not enough.

Justin Timberlake, so fricking wealthy.

And he's driving his own fricking car.

Get a limo and get someone, get a driver, get a full-time fricking driver and give something back to the world.

Pay someone 100 grand a year to drive you around in a nice Mercedes.

Did you know that Tiger Woods... He drives it into a ditch.

Yeah, mate.

That's why I was trying to sell this.

Remember that day?

Remember that day we had down in Tauranga that got massively out of hand by the golf course?

The master's house.

Yeah, in the master's house.

That's what we came up with, that great idea of a driving range called Drunk Driving.