Matt Marr

Hello, everybody.

It is time for part three of our gay crappins crossover recapping My Secret Santa.

And here is part three of this cinematic masterpiece recap starting now.

So anyway, so this guy went on a bender in Italy.

He got coked up out of his mind.

I guess he's sort of supposed to be some sort of like Kendall Roy character.

Yeah.

That like went and got nuts.

Except he comes back like a nice Kendall Roy.

And he says, and the father says in all honesty, this sentence, Matthew, before your mother died, I promised her I would raise you the best I possibly could.

Cool.

As opposed to, I don't know.

But man, when she was done.

And he delivered it so woodenly and just.

Yes.

It's a shame they gave this guy lines like this because they were laughable.

I know.

He's like, sorry, dad, it won't happen again.

It's like, and, and, and Matthew also just like, it's like, well, I guess this is what I have to do.

Like, he's not like, I don't have to work here if I don't have to, I'm going to do my own shit.