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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

29 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

7.439 - 20.183 Unknown

Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

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26.845 - 45.886 Matt Marr

Hello, everybody. It is time for part three of our gay crappins crossover recapping My Secret Santa. And here is part three of this cinematic masterpiece recap starting now. So anyway, so this guy went on a bender in Italy.

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Chapter 2: What happens when the protagonist goes on a bender in Italy?

45.966 - 54.616 Matt Marr

He got coked up out of his mind. I guess he's sort of supposed to be some sort of like Kendall Roy character. Yeah. That like went and got nuts. Except he comes back like a nice Kendall Roy.

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Chapter 3: How does the father express his regrets about parenting?

54.656 - 71.983 Matt Marr

And he says, and the father says in all honesty, this sentence, Matthew, before your mother died, I promised her I would raise you the best I possibly could. Cool. As opposed to, I don't know.

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72.003 - 76.93 Ronnie Karam

If she had lived. Yeah. When your mom was alive, I didn't give a shit how I raised you.

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76.95 - 86.962 Matt Marr

But man, when she was done. And he delivered it so woodenly and just. Yes. It's a shame they gave this guy lines like this because they were laughable.

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Chapter 4: What role does Natasha play in the hotel dynamics?

88.184 - 98.382 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. And he said, well, I thought it would just be an endless supply of money. But this time statues in Italy, Matthew. Yeah. Damn it. You're going to work your dead off in this hotel.

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99.724 - 111.281 Matt Marr

I know. He's like, sorry, dad, it won't happen again. It's like, and, and, and Matthew also just like, it's like, well, I guess this is what I have to do. Like, he's not like, I don't have to work here if I don't have to, I'm going to do my own shit.

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Chapter 5: How does the film portray the challenges of working at a resort?

111.341 - 117.45 Matt Marr

Fuck you, dad. He's just like, okay, I guess I'll take some sort of unglamorous middle management position at a.

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117.43 - 132.672 Ronnie Karam

something generic it's like makes total resource yeah yeah no he doesn't argue at all he's just like sure i i will work for fifty thousand dollars a year you're correct and now natasha this is our new gm my son

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132.652 - 155.74 Matt Marr

and now natasha's rage makes so much more sense look at this woman she is like working at this hotel trying to do things trying to help things she's working super hard things get thrown at her all the time she's working the hardest and then when she's up for a promotion this nepo baby just gets slotted in with his with his with his stripes and his polka dots blended together in his outfits

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155.72 - 164.059 Matt Marr

Yeah, and y'all, I just want everyone to notice in the next scene when he's there, he is already wearing a tie.

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Chapter 6: Why does the character Matthew struggle with public speaking?

165.507 - 165.867 Ben Mandelker

He is.

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165.887 - 180.761 Matt Marr

And it's going to pay off later. I think that Natasha put it on. I think Natasha put it on. Okay. It was also like this ill-fitting shirt. Yes. Again, it was like a polka dot tie with like a striped shirt. It was like a lot. So Natasha is like, wait a second.

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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Santa auditions in the plot?

180.841 - 187.807 Matt Marr

I have to train him? And the dad's like, yeah, well, you know. If anybody can. No one's better than you, you know.

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187.867 - 190.429 Poodle (Jake It Or Fake It)

Don't know why you haven't been a GM yet.

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Chapter 8: How does the movie address themes of trauma and childhood?

191.05 - 195.514 Matt Marr

Actually, I know why you're not a GM, but we won't talk about that, Natasha.

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195.494 - 199.505 Ronnie Karam

And we won't even talk about it at the end when you're still not the GM.

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200.507 - 212.018 Poodle (Jake It Or Fake It)

What the fuck was that? Well, they ship her off to London. No, because that's where her ex-husband lives in London. Why do you want to live where your ex-husband is? Because the child that we... Because...

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211.998 - 216.224 Matt Marr

Because women should not be on their own. They have to be married.

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216.244 - 218.988 Poodle (Jake It Or Fake It)

Women do not need to be sinks.

219.008 - 220.37 Ronnie Karam

This is a Christmas movie.

220.39 - 221.091 Matt Marr

Don't you know?

221.352 - 225.878 Ronnie Karam

A woman living alone is the saddest Christmas you can ever have.

225.898 - 228.342 Matt Marr

Women shouldn't have careers in Christmas movies.

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