Matt Marr

There's something about it that's extremely intimate.

It's so intimate.

And he's like, what?

Your dad never taught you?

Taught you to do it?

I sound like Billy Bob Thornton doing Sling Blade.

So does she.

Potatoes.

my dad never taught me how to do this despite his pledge to be a better dad to me after mom died more exposition he just taught me how to make more money he just taught me how to make money and he's like I wish I could talk to him like this

I guarantee his dad has taught him how to make a tie like 12 different times.

And this fucking idiot, he's probably too high to even remember.

I'm sure the tie lesson came with how to make more money lesson too.

I'm just going to say they probably were linked.

They proceed to have this kind of weird, porny conversation.

He's like, I wish I could talk to him like this.

And Santa goes, you know, like, man to man, talk like we're doing now.

He's like, you know, you just don't feel like a stranger.

I feel like we've met somewhere.

And my hamstring is so tight.

If only I could get a massage.