Matt Marr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Don't take your kids to therapy.
Just take them to Santa.
It turns out the kids aren't traumatized.
They just had the Gen Z stare.
They're staring off.
You just have to connect with them.
Connect.
Okay.
And then he asked the girl, what's your Christmas wish?
And the girl goes, she has a stutter.
And he's like, well, I've heard that singing can help.
I don't know where she gets this.
It's like, let's try it together.
So you think, oh, here's what's going to happen.
They're going to start singing, and then she's going to accidentally sing, and then her ladylike voice will come out, and they'll be like, what was going on with you?
And they're like, sorry, whoops.
No, no, they just sing.
Jingle bells, jingle bells.
Now, this is when jingle bells, everyone starts singing in 84 keys at once.
This was a crime against music.