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Matt Marr

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Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

I'm like, why is she taking her Santa hat?

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Why does she have the Santa hat on?

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

And they're like, oh, she put it on to advance the plot.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

She was like, I could be Santa.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

And she has this moment of, it's supposed to be this kind of parallel of the Grinch idea when the Grinch has a hat on or something and she smiles.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

But then it's a lot stupider because the Grinch actually makes sense.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

No, because in this case, she's like, huh, I'm wearing this hat.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

You know what would be amazing is if I hit up my horror gay brother and his partner and had them make me an animatronics fat suit.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

That way I look like Santa Claus and I can dupe an entire resort and make about, you know, $5,000 to pay for like one bucket full, one drop in the bucket for the stupid Snowboard Academy tuition.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

And this all happened in that one second.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Yeah.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Yeah.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Yeah.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

So she's there at the gaze.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

And so they're like, you want another thing of exposition.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

They're so good at this.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

They're like, this is the dumbest idea I've ever heard of.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

When do we start?

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

I'm really concerned that these gays doing prosthetics aren't going to have to โ€“ don't have enough to do in this city.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

I can't imagine there's that much horror work to be done.