Matt McCusker

In defense of old Benson Boone. Yeah? I was trying to hate the boy. What about it? I watched his American Idol. Killed it? It's kind of nice. He crushed it? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, I just don't like the outfits very much. They're not for me. What's going on? It's a giant honker in a fucking bell-bottoms onesie. It does a flip off a piano and goes...

Something totally cash. But to everyone in the room, no, I don't care.

Something totally cash. But to everyone in the room, no, I don't care.

I don't care that you guys are dressing up. I dress like this.

I don't care that you guys are dressing up. I dress like this.

If you don't worry about gooping, the goop comes to you. girls see you they go that guy's dressed like a fucking dumbass i'm gonna get his goop out of him oh dude also i i only get goop from guys that dress like fifth graders it works

If you don't worry about gooping, the goop comes to you. girls see you they go that guy's dressed like a fucking dumbass i'm gonna get his goop out of him oh dude also i i only get goop from guys that dress like fifth graders it works

It's funny you notice that. I noticed that when I was down in Arizona. Did you? Every single small town.

It's funny you notice that. I noticed that when I was down in Arizona. Did you? Every single small town.

It's like... It's the... Taco Bell's, too. Usually, yeah.

It's like... It's the... Taco Bell's, too. Usually, yeah.

Matt, I worked in an ice cream factory, and my hygiene wasn't great either. I would fucking sleep on the floor in the locker room and wake up and stick my hand straight in the ice cream.

Matt, I worked in an ice cream factory, and my hygiene wasn't great either. I would fucking sleep on the floor in the locker room and wake up and stick my hand straight in the ice cream.

If you ate Hershey's ice cream in 2010. Yeah, I was at Brewster's.

If you ate Hershey's ice cream in 2010. Yeah, I was at Brewster's.

Love seeing that sign at a place I don't work at.

Love seeing that sign at a place I don't work at.

It sucks for the employees.

It sucks for the employees.

I can go straight back out to the public with a dump on my hands. Straight back to the beer pong table.