Matt McCusker

I can go straight back out to the public with a dump on my hands. Straight back to the beer pong table.

Yeah, even sadly, even as an adult, it's like if I wash my hands after I take a piss, I'm like, I really turned a corner. Am I a doctor?

Yeah, even sadly, even as an adult, it's like if I wash my hands after I take a piss, I'm like, I really turned a corner. Am I a doctor?

You might be fart. You might be fart. You're not Earth, dude.

You might be fart. You might be fart. You're not Earth, dude.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

That happens to everybody. Yeah, I've wiped seven times. I got to go about my day. I can't sit here wiping my ass for 20 fucking minutes. The give up never works. You end up going back to the bathroom.

That happens to everybody. Yeah, I've wiped seven times. I got to go about my day. I can't sit here wiping my ass for 20 fucking minutes. The give up never works. You end up going back to the bathroom.

That's the move.

That's the move.

This isn't working. Yeah, straight to the shower.

This isn't working. Yeah, straight to the shower.

This was a complete disaster. I've got to wash my ass.

This was a complete disaster. I've got to wash my ass.

Prepare breakfast. I'll be done washing my ass in a minute.

Prepare breakfast. I'll be done washing my ass in a minute.

You got to hear the other guy. I forget the way it... It's like, you'll be married in the suburbs of the American dream.

You got to hear the other guy. I forget the way it... It's like, you'll be married in the suburbs of the American dream.

Fuck. Fuck. He seems old to be that whimsical and gay.