Matt McCusker

God damn it. How are you guys doing? How was Mother's Day? Did you guys call your mothers? I did call them.

How did you get my mom? Oh, no, I split a present with my brother.

How did you get my mom? Oh, no, I split a present with my brother.

That's all they want. What else are you going to get her?

That's all they want. What else are you going to get her?

Oh yeah. I mean, most, they love flowers.

Oh yeah. I mean, most, they love flowers.

Now, limo's a nice move. Flowers, really, anymore, are just for them to display on social media just to crush other women.

Now, limo's a nice move. Flowers, really, anymore, are just for them to display on social media just to crush other women.

Oh, they're really beautiful. Where'd you get them from? Bitch. Get off my fucking flowers, lady. Fuck you. Happy Mother's Day. We went to church. It was fucking lit, dude. Church? We went to church on Mother's Day? Yeah.

Oh, they're really beautiful. Where'd you get them from? Bitch. Get off my fucking flowers, lady. Fuck you. Happy Mother's Day. We went to church. It was fucking lit, dude. Church? We went to church on Mother's Day? Yeah.

dude it was the we never went to this place before the preacher it was like you know those texas churches it's not like a catholic mass it's just like this the standard format of the bro i think they we missed the intro jam yeah and then the guy yeah we missed that and then the black church no no no no no it was like white it was like it was like white black church okay like righteous gemstone style

dude it was the we never went to this place before the preacher it was like you know those texas churches it's not like a catholic mass it's just like this the standard format of the bro i think they we missed the intro jam yeah and then the guy yeah we missed that and then the black church no no no no no it was like white it was like it was like white black church okay like righteous gemstone style

it's similar yeah it's not it wasn't as overblown and theatrical but it was like we just walked in on the I guess the passer just cooking dude it was just like a 40 minute speech and he was like he's literally a bro and he was just talking about men and women and he was like He was like, I'm painting in broad strokes, but it was nothing sweet.

it's similar yeah it's not it wasn't as overblown and theatrical but it was like we just walked in on the I guess the passer just cooking dude it was just like a 40 minute speech and he was like he's literally a bro and he was just talking about men and women and he was like He was like, I'm painting in broad strokes, but it was nothing sweet.

It was just like, listen, dude, kind of giving women the business on Monday nights, but sweetly and kind of encouragingly. I was just sitting there just fucking like, go, brother, go. What was his angle? He was saying we need to work together. He's like, we're being divided.

It was just like, listen, dude, kind of giving women the business on Monday nights, but sweetly and kind of encouragingly. I was just sitting there just fucking like, go, brother, go. What was his angle? He was saying we need to work together. He's like, we're being divided.

And women are getting crushed thinking like, you know, he's like basically being like, dude, you don't you don't if you want to have a job, have a job. Who cares? But he's like the societal forces trying to tell you if you don't have a job, you're less than. Yeah. He goes, it's coming straight from the pits of hell. Oh, nice. Preach, brother. He was ripping.

And women are getting crushed thinking like, you know, he's like basically being like, dude, you don't you don't if you want to have a job, have a job. Who cares? But he's like the societal forces trying to tell you if you don't have a job, you're less than. Yeah. He goes, it's coming straight from the pits of hell. Oh, nice. Preach, brother. He was ripping.

He was basically saying dudes need to be made to feel like. they can like, do I have what it takes? And women are thinking, do I, am I enough? And he was like, how you can answer those questions. And also nicely being like, and look, women like kind of shut the fuck up. Stop bothering guys. Like this guy up. Tell him he's a beast. Pick up the fucking paper towel off the ground.