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Matt McCusker

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
12724 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

He was basically saying dudes need to be made to feel like. they can like, do I have what it takes? And women are thinking, do I, am I enough? And he was like, how you can answer those questions. And also nicely being like, and look, women like kind of shut the fuck up. Stop bothering guys. Like this guy up. Tell him he's a beast. Pick up the fucking paper towel off the ground.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Say a prayer, throw it in the fucking trash and don't bother the guy about it.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Say a prayer, throw it in the fucking trash and don't bother the guy about it.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

i might have to go catch that good word he's going back to the bible being like yeah sorry dude you know you guys went back to the garden he was like look this is just a story all right you guys fucked it up that's why childbirth hurts sorry happy mothers dude he was he was nice i should and he he was very he was very tactful about it it was it was nice

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

i might have to go catch that good word he's going back to the bible being like yeah sorry dude you know you guys went back to the garden he was like look this is just a story all right you guys fucked it up that's why childbirth hurts sorry happy mothers dude he was he was nice i should and he he was very he was very tactful about it it was it was nice

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Brittany loves church. So I just try to plan the ideal day.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Brittany loves church. So I just try to plan the ideal day.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Because when a guy, when they don't get any snizz, they talk about relationships. They fuck a little boy.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Because when a guy, when they don't get any snizz, they talk about relationships. They fuck a little boy.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Look, that's universal. A lot of those churches get... Someone gets caught up. There's one in every church. I'm convinced. I think there's... Apparently, there's, like, way more pedophiles than people think. Yeah. I watched... We talked about it last week. I watched a clip, and this guy was like, bro, it's everywhere. Everyone's going for this stuff.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Look, that's universal. A lot of those churches get... Someone gets caught up. There's one in every church. I'm convinced. I think there's... Apparently, there's, like, way more pedophiles than people think. Yeah. I watched... We talked about it last week. I watched a clip, and this guy was like, bro, it's everywhere. Everyone's going for this stuff.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Oh, you weren't there. It looks like, yeah. I noticed I had been off the hub for a long time just because like, you know, due to legislation in the state, I couldn't go on Pornhub proper. And I like was in San Francisco and I was like, oh, let me check out what they're up to. And it was just like this lady who looked like she was a teenager. And it was just like a huge feed of just her stuff.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Oh, you weren't there. It looks like, yeah. I noticed I had been off the hub for a long time just because like, you know, due to legislation in the state, I couldn't go on Pornhub proper. And I like was in San Francisco and I was like, oh, let me check out what they're up to. And it was just like this lady who looked like she was a teenager. And it was just like a huge feed of just her stuff.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

And it was just kind of like, what the fuck? Stop with this. Yeah. Like, dude, young looking.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

And it was just kind of like, what the fuck? Stop with this. Yeah. Like, dude, young looking.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

That's straight from the pits of hell. Yeah. When the pastor is getting snizzed. And it's like nice because it's coming from, it's such a good central authority to come from like, it's not you being like, shut the fuck up.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

That's straight from the pits of hell. Yeah. When the pastor is getting snizzed. And it's like nice because it's coming from, it's such a good central authority to come from like, it's not you being like, shut the fuck up.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

yeah hype this guy up and it was same thing he was like dude if you want your babes to stop hassling you you gotta you gotta he had these two little piggy banks he's like you gotta fill her piggy bank man you give it like a month where you're just chilling with her non-stop almost the point where she's like all right enough of you because then you can go party with the fucking bros i mean i'm obviously summarizing but that's what i got from him he was jacked too

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

yeah hype this guy up and it was same thing he was like dude if you want your babes to stop hassling you you gotta you gotta he had these two little piggy banks he's like you gotta fill her piggy bank man you give it like a month where you're just chilling with her non-stop almost the point where she's like all right enough of you because then you can go party with the fucking bros i mean i'm obviously summarizing but that's what i got from him he was jacked too

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Just a jacked bro.