Matt McCusker

Just a jacked bro.

He's the man. Wedding man?

He's the man. Wedding man?

He's married for sure. Yeah, he's married. Okay. No, no. Yeah, that would have been crazy. If he was single, being like these bitches on the app. No, family man.

He's married for sure. Yeah, he's married. Okay. No, no. Yeah, that would have been crazy. If he was single, being like these bitches on the app. No, family man.

Yeah, I also, speaking of which, bro, I fucking showed up here and realized I had my wife's keys for the car in my pocket. Just like, God damn.

Yeah, I also, speaking of which, bro, I fucking showed up here and realized I had my wife's keys for the car in my pocket. Just like, God damn.

I should, man.

I should, man.

Paycheck straight to fucking me. It's actually the opposite. She handles everything. I have no idea what's going on financially.

Paycheck straight to fucking me. It's actually the opposite. She handles everything. I have no idea what's going on financially.

That's what the samurais did.

That's what the samurais did.

Any earthly responsibility. It's like, I don't even want to know, man.

Any earthly responsibility. It's like, I don't even want to know, man.

And haikus. I just want to sit in grass and go on concoct haikus. But, yeah, that was sick, man. That was tight. We did that. Had a little BBQ at my house. Yum. It was yummy.

And haikus. I just want to sit in grass and go on concoct haikus. But, yeah, that was sick, man. That was tight. We did that. Had a little BBQ at my house. Yum. It was yummy.

What did you guys do?

What did you guys do?

It's a funny joke, though.