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Matt McCusker

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
12724 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

That's what I mean. Look, true. This is what makes me happy, bro. Look at this. How the fuck can I not be happy, bro? How the fuck can I?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

no so to answer your question your original question yeah man if you guys are trying already and i'm guessing pay wants a kid obviously you have to you kind of have to go through it you know what i mean i i would say because if you just never spend all the money right yeah you gotta man i would do it because it's like it'll be sick once you have a kid it'll be awesome and you can't like if you try and then just say like yeah you know fuck it let's just not do this it's it's gonna be she'll probably be very sad

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

no so to answer your question your original question yeah man if you guys are trying already and i'm guessing pay wants a kid obviously you have to you kind of have to go through it you know what i mean i i would say because if you just never spend all the money right yeah you gotta man i would do it because it's like it'll be sick once you have a kid it'll be awesome and you can't like if you try and then just say like yeah you know fuck it let's just not do this it's it's gonna be she'll probably be very sad

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

so that too but like do like is it like it's fatherhood worth it is my last question about this is it worth it it's overhyped no i mean that'd be sad if i was like yeah it's fucking overhyped it sucks it's sick it's all could be it could be i think it don't depends on the person there's definitely dads that are like this is way overhyped i'm going to leave this kid

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

so that too but like do like is it like it's fatherhood worth it is my last question about this is it worth it it's overhyped no i mean that'd be sad if i was like yeah it's fucking overhyped it sucks it's sick it's all could be it could be i think it don't depends on the person there's definitely dads that are like this is way overhyped i'm going to leave this kid

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

But I mean, it's frustrating. It's very difficult. It's like an all encompassing time suck. But I think it's awesome. I just to give you like last night I was sitting there. I was putting my kids to bed like, you know, three and five. And we do a thing every night. We lay on the floor. It's called camp.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

But I mean, it's frustrating. It's very difficult. It's like an all encompassing time suck. But I think it's awesome. I just to give you like last night I was sitting there. I was putting my kids to bed like, you know, three and five. And we do a thing every night. We lay on the floor. It's called camp.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

We camp first before they get into bed because I got to like if I put them right into bed, they're like, oh, no, we're going to sleep. So let's camp. We lay on the floor. I make up stories. I had a and even now, too, with making up stories, you can use chat GBT, which, again, some people are like, don't use that. Because yesterday I was sitting there. That's a cop out, bro.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

We camp first before they get into bed because I got to like if I put them right into bed, they're like, oh, no, we're going to sleep. So let's camp. We lay on the floor. I make up stories. I had a and even now, too, with making up stories, you can use chat GBT, which, again, some people are like, don't use that. Because yesterday I was sitting there. That's a cop out, bro.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

No, dude, I'm telling you.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

No, dude, I'm telling you.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

I do. I tell them stories from the dome all the time. But last night, it was actually yesterday during the day, my five-year-old was like, Dad, what did Goblin Fart smell like? I was like, I don't know, probably pretty bad. And she's always like, ask your phone. Like, ask your phone. Like, what color does it make if you mix fucking green and purple?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

I do. I tell them stories from the dome all the time. But last night, it was actually yesterday during the day, my five-year-old was like, Dad, what did Goblin Fart smell like? I was like, I don't know, probably pretty bad. And she's always like, ask your phone. Like, ask your phone. Like, what color does it make if you mix fucking green and purple?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

And, you know, all these questions I ask Google, like, what color does that make? And then yesterday I was like, I wasn't getting a question. I asked Chappy GBT, like, what does it smell like? How bad are goblin farts? And it was like, gave me a very in-depth answer. And it was like, would you like a story about a goblin farting? And it gave me the sickest story about like a goblin army.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

And, you know, all these questions I ask Google, like, what color does that make? And then yesterday I was like, I wasn't getting a question. I asked Chappy GBT, like, what does it smell like? How bad are goblin farts? And it was like, gave me a very in-depth answer. And it was like, would you like a story about a goblin farting? And it gave me the sickest story about like a goblin army.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

There's humans on the edge being like, my wood, what does it smell like? It was just fun.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

There's humans on the edge being like, my wood, what does it smell like? It was just fun.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

It was like a highly sulfurous smell mixed with like the flesh of nude. It was it was pretty in depth. But then so either way. So like that was just a sidebar. But then so we're laying there doing camping at nighttime. I'm there with my kids and like. I'm like putting them both to bed. We're laying there. I was just telling them stories off the cuff. I had to do a story about fairies for Maya.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

It was like a highly sulfurous smell mixed with like the flesh of nude. It was it was pretty in depth. But then so either way. So like that was just a sidebar. But then so we're laying there doing camping at nighttime. I'm there with my kids and like. I'm like putting them both to bed. We're laying there. I was just telling them stories off the cuff. I had to do a story about fairies for Maya.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

Then I do a story about mermaids for Chloe. And they need to be put in the story. If you tell them a story and they're like, yeah, but where are we in this? It's like, all right, fucking you guys are there, too. You're fucking there. And and then so like my oldest falls asleep. I finished the mermaid story and I like just kind of like Pat. I was like, all right, you got to get into bed.