Matt McCusker

Then I do a story about mermaids for Chloe. And they need to be put in the story. If you tell them a story and they're like, yeah, but where are we in this? It's like, all right, fucking you guys are there, too. You're fucking there. And and then so like my oldest falls asleep. I finished the mermaid story and I like just kind of like Pat. I was like, all right, you got to get into bed.

I put the three year old into bed and she just reached back and just kissed my arm. And I was just like, oh, I just melted. There's a little I will say a little kid like right before they go to bed is like giving you a little sweet peck on the arm after you hit the mermaid tail. It was so sweet. I'm still spinning off. It's like the best, honestly, probably the best feeling in the world, but bro.

I put the three year old into bed and she just reached back and just kissed my arm. And I was just like, oh, I just melted. There's a little I will say a little kid like right before they go to bed is like giving you a little sweet peck on the arm after you hit the mermaid tail. It was so sweet. I'm still spinning off. It's like the best, honestly, probably the best feeling in the world, but bro.

If you can swing it, do it. You know what I mean? I understand if you're like, bro, I literally can't swing that. Totally fair. But if you can swing it, yeah. Because otherwise, the cool thing about once you have kids, you're like, holy fuck, like... You have so much free time before you have kids, but you can't appreciate it. You're just sitting around like, I'm kind of bored.

If you can swing it, do it. You know what I mean? I understand if you're like, bro, I literally can't swing that. Totally fair. But if you can swing it, yeah. Because otherwise, the cool thing about once you have kids, you're like, holy fuck, like... You have so much free time before you have kids, but you can't appreciate it. You're just sitting around like, I'm kind of bored.

What should I do today? At least that's how I was. And then you have kids and you have fucking no free time anymore. So when you get those little slivers of free time, it's truly amazing. And it's something to like... I don't know. It's like something to really pour your time and energy into, which otherwise would just get sucked into like funding fucking hatred GoFundMes.

What should I do today? At least that's how I was. And then you have kids and you have fucking no free time anymore. So when you get those little slivers of free time, it's truly amazing. And it's something to like... I don't know. It's like something to really pour your time and energy into, which otherwise would just get sucked into like funding fucking hatred GoFundMes.

So I would say it's one of the best things in the world. It gives your life a lot of meaning if you do it properly or you can get into like negative parenting mode, which is like this sucks. You can do that whole trip, but it fucking rules. I think it's awesome. It's very hard. Josh, what do you think? Josh has fucking three kids.

So I would say it's one of the best things in the world. It gives your life a lot of meaning if you do it properly or you can get into like negative parenting mode, which is like this sucks. You can do that whole trip, but it fucking rules. I think it's awesome. It's very hard. Josh, what do you think? Josh has fucking three kids.

It is torturous in the aspect of you're in bed. It's 8.15. Usually fall asleep by 8.15, 8.30. One of them's got a nap that was a little long, so now you're like, this motherfucker might stay up until 9 o'clock. And you're like, every day, they go to bed, and it is a sweet feeling. You're like... fucking finally they're sleeping and you have this little bit of free time.

It is torturous in the aspect of you're in bed. It's 8.15. Usually fall asleep by 8.15, 8.30. One of them's got a nap that was a little long, so now you're like, this motherfucker might stay up until 9 o'clock. And you're like, every day, they go to bed, and it is a sweet feeling. You're like... fucking finally they're sleeping and you have this little bit of free time.

But when they eat into that free time by not going to bed, every minute of that is genuinely tortured as being like, come on. But I just lay on the floor. I lay on the floor in the room and I just slowly, I'm like, come on, you got to go to bed. And then like, I just use that as time to kind of like meditate. I just kind of lay there quietly and just chill.

But when they eat into that free time by not going to bed, every minute of that is genuinely tortured as being like, come on. But I just lay on the floor. I lay on the floor in the room and I just slowly, I'm like, come on, you got to go to bed. And then like, I just use that as time to kind of like meditate. I just kind of lay there quietly and just chill.

And then, cause otherwise every time they're like, can I have some water? You're like,

And then, cause otherwise every time they're like, can I have some water? You're like,

That's a great question. I would say definitely do it. And the whole process of it, you just got to get them in there. It doesn't matter how you do it. Get them in there.

That's a great question. I would say definitely do it. And the whole process of it, you just got to get them in there. It doesn't matter how you do it. Get them in there.

That's what I hope. Send it to the Spanish brujas.

That's what I hope. Send it to the Spanish brujas.

Yeah. Instead of the porn, get one of these doctors in here to fucking JOI me. I'm not doing that. That's too much. Yeah, that might be too much. I mean, you'll be at, you can hold them at dong point and be like, no jizz. I need the science to work effectively.